Sweet Jesus tears this Peyton Manning saga has nearly convinced the organizers of Kony 2012 to consider changing its name to Manning 2012. I can’t take much more of this. The only thing getting me through it? Sophomoric humor written by a failed novelist and shoddy photoshop work by a depraved gambler (@Senor_Cash on Twitter—follow him, you rubes). Anyway, Dexter is here in a special weekday adventure. Please waste two minutes of your day on this nonsense.