What do you really know about @Senor_Cash? Not only is he dashingly handsome and married to a beautiful woman and obviously a great artist, he is also—apparently—a wonderful writer. He makes his debut here as Dexter visits New Orleans.
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Multi-layered jokes, people. They don’t write themselves.
You ever see Mr. Smith Goes to Washington? It’s a great movie. I won’t ruin it for you, but Jimmy Stewart plays a senator and the filibuster scene is tremendous. Speaking of filibuster, I think that’s what Gronkowski called his dick during his sophomore year at Arizona. Now that I’ve got that terrible joke out of the way, here’s the latest installment of Dexter’s Adventures. Dexter Goes to Washington.
Dexter meets Mr. and Mrs. Ryan Tannehill. Don’t kid yourself, you’ve got nothing else to do on this Monday afternoon.
In honor of the Bard’s birthday, Dexter’s Library has compiled a list of current NFL personalities and their Shakespearean counterparts. And you thought you were bored on Mondays? This is for all you loathsome, waspish toads who enjoy bawdy (Bardy?) humor.

Brandon Marshall as Hamlet (Photo courtesy of Dexter’s Library contributor @NickDeVries1)
The tour continues. I’m sure all of you are on the edge of your seats. Dexter in Arizona.

It looks like the allure of Green Bay was too much for Dexter. After a fun day of hunting with John Kuhn, he met up with Jermichael Finley for a night on the town.