Here it is, Super Sunday. The day where all degenerates load up on prop plays, get their drink of choice in the ready position and celebrate the meaningless points of the Super Bowl. Let the fun begin.
Will Renee Fleming wear gloves during the National Anthem?
Hell, I couldn’t even tell you what this woman looks like, but I’m thinking she’ll leave leave the gloves in the dressing room. No (+110).
If Renee Fleming wears gloves, what color will they be?
Still don’t think she’ll rock the gloves, but if she does, I’m rollin’ with Black (Even).
O/U on National Anthem set at 2 mins 25 secs.
I’m taking the Under on this one. In years past, I’ve always hit on the over, but I don’t see this opera singer wanting to stick around long on the stage, in the cold weather. I’m going with the Under (-200).
First score of the game will be a FG or Safety.
Yes (+115). Both teams will start the game out a bit conservative and play it safe with the play calling. First score of the game will likely make the game 3-0.
Will Peyton Manning throw a 1st quarter TD?
Yes (+120). Peyton may not throw the pill for a TD on the 1st drive, but I see him getting it done before the clock runs down to 0:00 in the 1st quarter.
O/U of 21.5 on Marshawn Lynch’s rushing attempts.
I’m taking the Over on this one. Seattle will run the ball to move down the field, wear down the Broncos D and keep Peyton off the field. I see this one coming through early on in the 4th quarter. Over (-125).
Will Richard Sherman get a Pass Interference called on him during the game?
Yes. I don’t see Peyton shying away from Demarius too much. Sherman is one of the best corners in the game, but I’ll take my chances that one of the Manning/Thomas routes will draw some laundry on Sherman. Yes (+125).
O/U of 27.5 that Peyton Manning yells “OMAHA” throughout the game.
I’m taking the Under. I know it’s been the hot topic and we’ll likely hear the Counting Crows “Omaha” tune as they lead into a set of commercials, but I don’t see him calling this out 28+ times. Under (Even).
Will Marshawn Lynch score a TD in the 1st half?
Yes. He’ll get the pill early and often and I see him taking one to pay dirt before the halftime festivities. Yes (+130).
If the winning coach gets the Gatorade bath, what color will the liquid be?
Clear/Water (3/1). I see the winning coach getting doused with some ice water after the final horn sounds.
Two Team SBXLVIII 7 point teaser play:
Seahawks +10, Over 41 (-120).