May 15, 2012
Dexter’s Adventures: the bounty is out

What do you really know about @Senor_Cash? Not only is he dashingly handsome and married to a beautiful woman and obviously a great artist, he is also—apparently—a wonderful writer. He makes his debut here as Dexter visits New Orleans. 

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May 11, 2012
Dexter’s Adventures: Dexter meets Trent Richardson

Multi-layered jokes, people. They don’t write themselves.

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May 8, 2012
Dexter’s Adventures: Dexter goes to Washington

You ever see Mr. Smith Goes to Washington? It’s a great movie. I won’t ruin it for you, but Jimmy Stewart plays a senator and the filibuster scene is tremendous. Speaking of filibuster, I think that’s what Gronkowski called his dick during his sophomore year at Arizona. Now that I’ve got that terrible joke out of the way, here’s the latest installment of Dexter’s Adventures. Dexter Goes to Washington.

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May 7, 2012
Dexter’s Adventures: Dexter meets Ryan Tannehill

Dexter meets Mr. and Mrs. Ryan Tannehill. Don’t kid yourself, you’ve got nothing else to do on this Monday afternoon.

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April 23, 2012
Happy Birthday, William Shakespeare

In honor of the Bard’s birthday, Dexter’s Library has compiled a list of current NFL personalities and their Shakespearean counterparts. And you thought you were bored on Mondays? This is for all you loathsome, waspish toads who enjoy bawdy (Bardy?) humor. 

Brandon Marshall as Hamlet (Photo courtesy of Dexter’s Library contributor @NickDeVries1)

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April 12, 2012
Dexter’s Adventures: Dexter and Larry Fitzgerald

The tour continues. I’m sure all of you are on the edge of your seats. Dexter in Arizona.

April 11, 2012
Dexter’s Adventures: Dexter meets Chris Berman

We had some hang-ups with our Jeff Fisher comic. It will be back up as soon as we can get it reformatted. If I wasn’t a complete retard in matters of technology, we would’ve fixed the problem already. To tide you over, I give you Dexter meeting Chris Berman.

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March 29, 2012
Dexter’s Adventures: Dexter parties with Jermichael Finley

It looks like the allure of Green Bay was too much for Dexter. After a fun day of hunting with John Kuhn, he met up with Jermichael Finley for a night on the town. 

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March 28, 2012
Dexter’s Adventures: Dexter goes to Green Bay

This is the kind of shit that gets us on an NSA list. “Hey, fellas, how’re you? Yeah, sure, we talk about cocaine and killing people, but it’s all in good fun. Wanna smoke some weed and shoot automatic weapons at bunny rabbits?”

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March 26, 2012
Dexter PSA

This is our Monday morning. God help us.


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